DERBY D'ITALIA PLAYER RATINGS: INTER MILAN 2 - 0 JUVENTUS

On Sunday’s biggest stage, watched by hundreds of millions worldwide, in what might have been a pivotal moment in the outcome of the season and the scudetto race; Juventus defecated their metaphorical pants. What was witnessed on the field today was nothing short of embarrassing and should be unacceptable in Pirlo’s and Paratici’s eyes. Time to move on and figure out some way to right the ship because up next on Wednesday: Napoli in the Supercoppa Italiana, a team that decimated Fiorentina 6-0 today.

Notice: All ratings are calculated through a stringent process utilizing statistics and the eye test called My Opinion and are most certainly incorrect.

Starters

Wojciech Szczesny - 6.5

Following the allowance of the Vidal goal early, Szczesny had a huge deflection on Lukaku shot on target in the 24’ which was followed up with a lucky miss by Lautaro Martinez. Tek followed up with a huge stop on an undefended Lukaku shot in the 38’. More heroics ensued, stopping a Lukaku header, collecting himself, and scooping up a followup Inter shot in the 41’. Tek was doing all he could with what the remaining ten players were allowing. Szczesny contributed three saves, two punches, one save from inside of the box, two clearances, two accurate long balls, and two aerial duels won.

Danilo Luiz da Silva - 5